As soon as you’re born they make you feel small
By giving you no time instead of it all
‘Til the pain is so big you feel nothing at all
A DMR Kobold is something to be
A DMR Kobold is something to be
They hurt you in Eberron and they hit you with tools
They hate you if you’re clever and they despise a fool
‘Til you’re so fucking crazy you can’t follow their rules
A DMR Kobold is something to be
A DMR Kobold is something to be
When they’ve tortured and scared you for 20 odd years
Then they expect you to pick a collar
When you can’t really function, you’re so full of fear
A DMR Kobold is something to be
A DMR Kobold is something to be
Keep you doped with butter, and sex, and shiney
And you think you’re so clever and classless and free
But you’re still fucking peasants as far as I can see
A DMR Kobold is something to be
A DMR Kobold is something to be
There’s room at the top they are telling you still
But first you must learn how to smile as you kill
If you want to be like the folks on the hill
A DMR Kobold is something to be
A DMR Kobold is something to be
If you want to be a hero well just follow me
If you want to be a hero well just follow me
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